If you've never done DM you probably suck as a human. But really, you need to do it at least once in your lifetime! A little background for ya- DM is a student run organization that raises money every year to fight the evil that is cancer. This year alone over 2,000 students gave 24 hours of their life to dance (like a boss) to raise $1,529,650,19 all For The Kids! Over the years, we've raised over 12 million dollars! HOW INCREDIBLE!! Well no matter the level of incredible, I still couldn't get awash without embarrassing myself. To start the night off right I was dancing like a fool, probably imitating Beyoncé, and threw my hand back and smacked a camera man square in the face. We're talking entire forearm. So that was within the first hour.. only 23 more left. By the time, oh I don't know, 1 am rolled around, I was called on stage for a competition. I had no idea what I volunteered to do until the guy said, ok now I want you to Skip-it and text at the same time...